Eid Mubarak Jokes,Funny sms,Greetings and wishes

Warm Eid Mubarak wishes to all. Eid mubarak jokes,greetings and sms .Are
 you looking for funny sms and greetings on this Eid, then you are on the right place.
We have posted  many funny sms and greetings below, copy them all and send to all your
nears and dears via sms messages or whatsapp messages.Also share these funny messages 
on social networking sites like facebook,twitter etc and enjoy!

Must Check:Eid Mubarak Quotes in English

Eid Mubarak Jokes and Funny SMS:

1. Kya Aap ne suna hai..? 

    BBC per

    CNN per

    PTV per 

   ARY per

   GEO per 

    nahi suna..! 

   FM 100 for every tou suna ho ga..! 

   Ager phir bhi nahi suna to Ab Parh Loo.. 

   Îž Eid Mubarak Ξ 

    Eid ho ch uki hai… ***Eid Mubarak***

2 .XcusE mE..

  Agar Abhi Soye Nahi Ho aur Msg 

  Parh Rahe hoTo EiD MubArAk..

  aur Agar Sogaye Ho aur Msg Subah

  Parhoge Tou Again EiD MubArAk..!

     In ShoRT

    ******EiD MubaraK******

3. Network busy number busy

   No signal message not sent‚¦.

   Thats what well see on 1st day of Eid

   So “Happy Eid Day‚ before the rush start.

     ****Eid Mubarak***

   

4. Arz Kia Hai

   Eid Eid Karte Kyun Karte

   rehte Ho Eid Bhi Aajayegi

   Kia?

   Eid Eid Karte Kyun rehte Ho

   Eid Bhi Aajayegi Ramzan Ke

   Pure Rozay Rakho Aqal 

   Thikane Aajayegi

****Eid Mubarak***

5. Keypad dabanay se badbu(smell)

    nahi jayegi,  chup chaap nahanay jao..:p

    *******Eid Mubarak***************

    Shuvecha rasi rasi,

    goru na khashi

    Tikka na jhal fry,

    NTV na Channel i

    Relax na busy,

    Djuce na easy

    Shari na shart

    Wishing u from heart…

       ****EID MUBARAK****

6.  Sufi soap

      Lado soap
     Robin neel
     Kashmir banaspati
     Habib cooking oil
     Dalda banaspati
     Metro milan
     agar batti7up,
     pepsi,
     team,
     sprite,
     Dew,
     National chat masla,
     Surf excel,
     Arial,
     Tapal,
     Lipton tea Walls ice cream

     aur mere taraf se 

*****Eid Mubarak******

7. TID: 09325235235235652.

     U have recharged
     Rs.10000.00.Ur new balance:Rs.9930.00
     Expiry date: 28-11-2014
     This is my style for giving Eidi

      ***Eid Mubarak****

8. Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh,
    Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress,
    Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne,
     Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne.
     Tumko bhi Eid Mubarak*****

9. EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu Neachay Dekho

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     Dear Maine Bohat Kosish Ki hai
     Mobile Main Aanay ki…
     Sorry..Ap chand nahi dekh Sakte
     Any Wayz   ***Eid Mubarak***

10. Socha kisi apne se baat karun,

    Apne kisi khaas ko yaad karun,
    Kiya jo faisla eid mubarak kehne ka,
    Dil ne kaha kyun na aapseshuruwat karun.

     ******Eid Mubarak*****

    

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